You can keep your Christmas, Easter, Hannukah and Halloween The best day of the year, we say's July the 17th That's the day we celebrate a very special birth The day our angel, Kristi Lee, arrived down here on Earth We had some problems giving you our presents all week long So we'll just have to sing to you about them in this song… The first Barry baked himself inside of a cake Naked as the day that he was born Burned his "little Barry" on the hot blueberry filling He won't be doing that any more The second Barry wanted to show up at her work With flowers and a Hallmark card
But her order for protection says he must maintain a distance Of at least a hundred fifty yards The third Barry wanted to fly up in the air To try skywriting Kristi Lee's name And parachute buck naked on to her front porch But they would not let his snake on the plane The last Barry made a steak dinner for her In honor of her extra-special day But he made a porterhouse and New York Strip And Kristi only likes filet She only likes filet She only likes filet She only likes filet, she o… (-nly…likes…fil..et) Happy Birthday, Kristi Lee!!!