You and me are so much in love Every day I thank the heavens above Some days I can hardly bear it With all that we have, it's a sin not to share it We can make this house into more of a home And give us strength as we face the unknown I know that it scares you, baby But, girl, it seems so right… More than two Is what I wanna do I'm on my knees Pretty please, have a threesome And you will see how sweet it can be Being me and you And a she that is new How happy we could be to be more than two I know a stripper who's ready to go A Curly girlie to our Larry and Moe A Three Card Monte that no one loses A choo-choo train with a pair of cabooses
You're afraid to give our bike a third wheel Don't want a stranger sharing your Happy Meal Maybe somebody more familiar Your sister's kind of cute… More than two Is what I wanna do I'm on my knees Pretty please, have a threesome And you will see how sweet it can be Being me and you And a she that is new How happy we could be to be more than two Gilligan, Ginger and Mary Ann Greg is in the attic with Marcia and Jan Randy and Simon and Paula Abdul Joanie loves Chachi and Fonzie too Archie and Betty and Veronica Hillary, Bill and Monica They knew the beauty of more than two