We were told to start collecting names
Of the people who didn't want to appear
But we came so confused by the things we couldn't hear
We started to move towards the right hand side
To get a better view we walked right inside
I took down a few names of people we had seen
Mary Lloyd and Steve McQueen
I didn't want to stay so I wrote it all down
And by this time my head was spinning round
I was woken up by the chamber maid
Who cleaned up the mess where I had laid
I apologized for having stayed too long in their nice new house
I felt I didn't belong so they moved me on
I was told to wait outside and don't get in the way
This kind of thing don't happen every day
I was hanging around outside the door
Muling and puking all over the floor
I didn't care anymore
We were told to start collecting names of people
Who didn't want to be seen
When we arrived on time they wondered where we'd been
We started to move in the wrong direction
They didn't understand that we need protection
I was woken up by the chamber maid
Who cleaned up the mess where I had laid
I apologized for having stayed too long
In the nice new house I felt I didn't belong
I was told to wait outside and don't get in the way
This kind of thing don't happen every day
I was hanging around outside the door
Muling and puking all over the floor
They didn't understand that we needed a hand