Now anywhere me go the people them tell me fe gwarn So right now Pato Banton come fe nice up the land With the musical thing call gwarn It name gwarn, gwarn It name gwarn, G.W.A.R.N. spells gwarn S.T.O.R.M. spells storm After a storm there must be a C.A.L.M. settle, settle it name calm Cool as a cucumber when me at the mic stand Wrap the lead round me arm put the mic in me palm Lyrics choochoo from me mouth like a locomotion Give the people versatility in nuff portion When they love it they show appreciation All the women start to R.U.S.H. I man And all of me brethren a tell me fe Just just just just just just just gwarn sponsored links It name gwarn, gwarn It name gwarn, a-side a vocal b-side a version Hear the boof through the ba** Hear the ssss through the horn A sound is not a sound without a mid-section Like a house is not a home without a television If you don't believe me ask my woman She will tell you when me mash up the tele When me mash up the tele, when me mash up the television Is like the whole house was in contention The kids were giving me a lot of botheration Barling waah waah waah I wanna see Bat Man A-team danger mouse and he-man There was only one way I could solve the problem Which was to catch a taxi down to redifusion Rent a tell take it home plug it in and turn it on When me woman see the tele she say honey you fe Just just just just just just just gwarn It name gwarn, gwarn It name gwarn Me mummy show me loving from the day that me born Full me belly clean me batty wrap me up keep me warm She open up the bible on the 23rd psalm And put it in me cot for spiritual protection Me mummy raise the babies, me daddy raised M.O.N.E.Y. me daddy raise corn I got infant -junior- secondary education Got expelled in the fourth never took an exam
Tried a couple jobs but dem never last long One day me mummy ask me dis one question 'Bwoy weh you a go do when you turn a big man?' Me say 'mummy you fe listen and don't get me wrong I'm not gonna be no worker or no politician I'll be an MC, a singer and nice up the land' She smile, she kiss me, she wrap me in her arms She say ' if is dat you want to do den bwoy you fe Just just just just just just just gwarn!' It name gwarn, gwarn An MC's not a banton without style and pattern To get an answer you have to ask a question What is Pato middle name? Origination Around the microphone me have presentation Me have more lyrics than desert have sand More lyrics than water in the Mediterranean More lyrics than fish inna de wide ocean Pato lyrics pon a scale must weigh a ton This is a fact and not fiction With maybe a little exaggeration Every mickle mek a muckle every muckle mek a mickle Pupa pato have principle, ride bicycle not tricycle Ugly woman you fe settle, me no want no gyal with freckle Or a gyal that miserable for that would be so terrible Unto jah jah I am thankful thanks and praise they are essential Of the devil of i am careful 'cause I know he is so evil Well a lot of racial people they give praises to the devil And they even have a ritual unto jah that is abominable Well before me come a dancehall man a strictly radox herbal Well up and down me brush me teeth to make them look beautiful A little bit of honey to fix up Pato's vocals Then it's off to the dance to jump and prance and wiggle and jiggle Wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle and dance When the people see me dance them a tell me fe Just just just just just just just gwarn Gwarn! It name gwarn