(Damn Patche$ back at it again)
[Patche$]
I know y'all don't know who I am
So I thought I'd tell y'all a little bit about my self
[Verse 1: Patche$]
My facial hair is patchy
I'm almost always ashy
And my lips be chappy
But these girls still get at me
I said girl get at me
I can be your pappy
Have you ever seen me dab?
Man it's not too shabby
Pulled up in a white Beamer
Got a Band Aid on my pinky finger
When it gets night time I get scared and I start screaming
That's your girl I thought I was dreamin
She was kinda cute with them thick thighs
Thick thighs and a side of fries
Got her eyebrows done she look surprised
She ain't text me back
Guess her phone died
That's the only logical explanation I'm bill nye
The science guy
I ain't gotta lie
First day of school I showed up in a bow tie
Bow tie and a black eye
Got my bu*t kicked cause I'm that fly
Gotta stay fresh for a livin
Used to wear off brands but good riddens
I took a trip I'm really trippin
It's really cold it's really nippin
Play basketball that's allota brickin
I had fried chicken it was finger lickin
You ain't know
I do track
You got a problem
We can run a lap
I like to sing
When I'm in the tub
Let me introduce you to my mans George he prolly in the club
[Verse 2: George Martinez]
I was chilling in the club
I was chilling in the tub
I got my rubber duck'
I go scrub scrub
I'm chilling with a girl
Nuts like a squirrel
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I get a lot of money
I'm chilling with the bunnies
I said I'm super duper hungry
I put it in my super duper tummy
Now I'm chilling in the club
I'm chilling where the hoes be
Trynna live a sweet life
Shout out Zack and Cody
I'm chilling with Mosby
That is my friend
What time I go to bed?
I go to bed around ten
Ten boys, ten girls
That is a ratio
See me in the club everybody hates me yo
All the girls wanna date me yo
All the girls wanna rape me yo
If I see you in the club, imma be like hey yo
Hey yo, smash you like some play dough
I don't I don't play yo
I'm chilling and I spray yo
My AK go BOOM BOOM BOOM
It go bang bang bang
I eat a banana
I'm an orangutan
If i see you in the club
Imma shoot you with a gu
I'm chillin with my son
And I'm chillin with my mum
And I get a lot of cash though
I got a lot of cash flow
See me in the club
And I might kiss ya a** hoe
[Chorus: Patche$]
All I need is a dollar bill
Multiplied by about a mill
Stack it up till it make a hill
Roll down it like jack and Jill
All I need is a couple girls
Multiplied by the whole world
Hit the gym do a couple curls
Think I did too much I'm about to earl