It's here we keep bachelor hours,
you'll find us at the height of our powers.
What she thought was a diamond ring,
Turned out to be a squirting flower.
She said
Where are the brand new good times?
Here's to the brand new good times!
A martini for the marionette,
He doesn't know that he's a puppet yet,
co*ktail napkin manifesto right
Before his green with envy olive eyes
He said
Where are the brand new good times?
Here's to the brand new good times!
For pushing me across the line
And saved in the nick of time
When all I needed was a partner in a crime
Hard to please, harder to find
What have we here, amateur hour?
It's like St. Patrick's Day in this motherf**er
There's a limo at the end of the night
Goes to a co*ktail party in the sky
They said
Where are the brand new good times?
Here's to the brand new good times!
For pushing me across the line
And saved in the nick of time
For pushing me across the line
And saved in the nick of time
When all I needed was a partner in a crime
Hard to please, harder to find
Shouldn't be so hard to find.