[Verse 1: Paradox]
I'm a contradicting paradox
Yes I am oh no I'm not
Big league NBA
Like I never miss a shot
I'm cutting off the height
You could say that it's a crop top
Coming from the sky you could say
That it's a drop shot
Not gaming anymore
You can call me afk
Weekend has a child
Yea it's just another weekday
I'm zoning out
Oh wait what did she say
Best friends named Chris
Just another kid and play
Ride can only fit five
No it's not a 6 seater
Got no money for the drive
Looking for a open theater
Singing Silent night
Gotta find a big heater
Using foreign measurement
[Just a couple Kilometers
Grab a tiny government
Catching a municipal
Education chasing me
Running from the principle
Not a buggie boy
Grown up call me cart-many
South Park funerals
Cause you know they k**ed Kenny]
Ruler of a home pay the bills
I'm a resident
Obnoxious prick
Like Donald trump for president
Rushing for more
Like a national monument
A's going out the door
Only using consonants
Tom and Jerry like Im goin on a rat attack
Kickin Balls around, not a nut attack, it's Hackensack
Mini music man runnin around the track
Gotta add some cheese for a quick Mac n snack
[Imma rap on a trap no cats that crap n scratch pin on a tack no slack a pack a back Jill face Jack make a slap and stack a crack no Intel just a Mac no slashin back
Shoot from the hip gotta quick no sticky tips , trip on the lip gotta kiss from
Liz n ish , miss bout to hit just an inch from gettin it, oh what's the smell gotta like it fish n chips]
Snacking an a**orted mix
Yea you know I got the muchies
Never smoked a blunt before
Im honestly just really hungry
Big man skinny body
Always tryna fill my belly
Gimme something[gotta make it filling]
Never settle pb jelly
Song is my Frankenstein
Cause you know it's my creation
Taken over criminals
Using no negotiation
Taking over aviation
Making it so versatile
Struggle when your running
Now im racing for the terminal
Increase your sophistication
You can be so vulgar
Baggin groceries every station
Working at my local Kroger
Beat got me feelin nervous
Walk around I'm pacin
Amp it up a couple beats
Now you got me racing
Flying outta country
Gonna buy need some currency
Spraying the extinguishe
Only in emergencies
Business has its ups and downs
Working in an elevator
I wanna change the game around
A Musical renovator
Got me posting videos
Calling it a musically
Never leaving rhymes behind
Catch me with no truancy
I do it fluently