So it's eleven o clock
Time to look around the room
Only eleven people left
Who's gonna go home with you
You give eleven different speeches
About how you break all the rules
Eleven pseudo intellectual statements
Tell me which of them is true
The last time you took a cab
You were an honest man
Don't give up hope as your plan
Go f** yourself and your band
The last time you took a cab
You were an honest man
So now you walk home alone
Yeah it's probably for the best
Go sing about your secret garden
And how it's changed since you left
Don't forget your innovations when all humility is spent
Maybe you'll be able to sell that fifth chord
You eventually invent
The last time you took a cab
You were an honest man
Don't give up hope as your plan
Go f** yourself and your band
The last time you took a cab
You were an honest man
Where will you go
When you find out what the rest of us already know
Where will you go
When you find out nobody loves you anymore