He hey kid
Hows it going?
I'm Sans the Comic
Come on in
We've got burgers and so much more
Stay a bit
You can hear my terrific humor
Take a sit
It looks like to me your legs are sore but
Don't think twice
I know all of your dirty secrets
So don't try sh**
Or I'll end your f**ing life
But, hey, if you're good
I will show you around Snowdin Town
It's so great if you're not a f**ing murderer
Shop at the shop
You can get some delicious sweet buns
They'll heal you in battle
But you better not get in any fights or I'll k** you