It's not the number of times he tried to
But the one time that he did
I once told him to beware of things to come
But I was the one who should be scared
All the police and handcuffs didn't bother him
He's sure that God would understand
Oh, the k**ings in the convent hall
The cleaning bill was outrageous
Gavin k**ed a nun:
"She had it coming and she got what she deserved."
God helps those who help themselves
All the kids at recess rallied for his cause
The paid their lunch money for his bail
For all the times he tried to do it
Well he finally got it right
All the kids in school just think of Gavin
As a folk hero because school's let out all day
Sister Mary's yardstick once broke on Gavin's hand
But now Gavin's set things right
Sister Mary's yardstick once broke on Gavin's hand
But now Gavin's sent Sister Mary to the promised land
To the promised land!
Gavin k**ed a nun:
"She had it coming and she got what she deserved."
God helps those who help themselves
All the kids at recess rallied for his cause
The paid their lunch money for his bail
Gavin k**ed a nun:
"She had it coming and she got what she deserved."
God helps those who help themselves
All the kids at recess rallied for his cause
The paid their lunch money for his bail
Yeah!