Ellen, I fell in big loving with you
I saw you by that pool
I thought you thought I was cool
I felt a longing in my tool
So dye your hair
Or change your name
Have your left arm surgically removed
No matter what you do
I'll be in love with you
Ellen, I fell in big loving with you
You like corn, you like twelve
You keep a pomade on your shelf
You've got a walnut like myself
You've got grooves
And you've got shoes
And even though you lose your marbles
And you panic in a crisis I'm in love with you
Pose was once your man but you scared him away
Now your man is Dan (that's me!)
And I am here to stay
Ellen, I fell in big loving with you
Ellen, I fell in big loving with you
If you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic
Or if you lost all your teeth
So that I had to chew your food for you
No matter what you do
I'll be in love with you!