All rise, we're now in session
And all this time before we we re left guessing
Of who you were and where you'd come from and where we'd go
And how the hell were we gonna make it through our own matinee picture show
But we made it through the opening lines
And we made it through the first scene
We drew up our own little ending and blew off all the conflict in between
So you can all write your own reviews
You can all give it your amount of stars
You can all sit through other new romances
But when you get to where the true ones are
They're kinda like ours
We took the stand and told our little undercover plan
And all that we had known
We both confessed and were heavenly blessed with a love story all our own
It's a romance, a comedy, a horror show with love scenes
An after school special sometimes
But it looks like though our saga is sold, went straight out to video
And all the previews are your and mine
So you can all write your own reviews
You can all give it your amount of stars
You can all sit through other new romances
But when you get to where the true ones are
They're kinda like ours