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Wonder if I gave an Oreo to the Big Bad Wolf
How would the story go?
Would he still go huff and puff
Or would he bring those pigs cool stuff
To decorate the deck he helped them build?
Would they not get k**ed?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo to a vampire in a creepy show
Would he not act so undead?
Would he thirst for milk instead?
I've just got this feeling that it might work out all right
Because cream does wondrous things
Inside a chocolate sandwich dream
If I gave them to great white sharks
Would they share them with baby seals?
Would they call up a giant squid for a friendly meal?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo[?][x2]
What if I gave an Oreo to you?