Thanks for coming out on such short notice
We like your headshots, but your head could have been better
Regrettably, you're not right for consumers
So better (better) luck next time
We're looking for someone that's sad, but endearingly so
So sad, but endearingly so
So sad, but endearingly so
So sad, but endearingly so
Think of us, please, as your contemporaries
Just quite a bit more crude and decisive
And yes, these interviews have a finite process
For excluding non-prime candidates
We're looking for someone that's sad, but endearingly so
So sad, but endearingly so
So sad, but endearingly so
So sad, but endearingly so