[Men:][Chorus:]
Bloody Mary is the girl I love[x3]
Now ain't that too damn bad!
Her skin is tender as Dimaggio's glove[x3]
Now ain't that too damn bad!
Bloody Mary's chewin' betel nuts[x3]
And she don't use Pepsodent!
Now ain't that too damn bad!
[Instrumental]
[Chorus:]
Bloody Mary is the girl I love[x3]
Now ain't that too damn bad![x2]