Mark, it's the Wicked Witch of the West, your mother
Happy new year from Scarsdale, we're all impressed
That the riot footage made the nightly news
Even your father says Mazeltov, honey call him, love, Mom
Mark Cohen, Alexi Darling from Buzzline
Oh, that show's so sleazy, your footage on the riots
A-one, feature segment, network, deal time
I'm sending you a contract, Ker-ching, Ker-ching
Marky give us a call 970-4301 or at home try 863-6754
Or my cell phone at 919-763-0090 or you can e-mail me
At Darling Alexi Newscom.net or you can page me at