[FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE]
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
On TV - At Saks
[SQUEEGEE MAN]
Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living [ALL FIVE HOMELESS] [SQUEEGEE MAN] Can't you spare a dime or two?
Here but for the grace of God go you Honest living! Honest living!
Honest living! Honest living!
Honest living! Honest living!
Honest living! Honest living! [ALL FIVE HOMELESS]
You'll be merry
I'll be merry
Tho' "merry" ain't in my vocabulary
No sleigh bells
No Santa Claus
No yule log
No tinsel
No holly
No hearth
No
[HOMELESS SOLOIST]
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
[ALL HOMELESS]
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no
And it's beginning to snow
[VENDORS]
Hats, bats, shoes, booze
Mountain bikes, potpourri
Leather bags, girlie mags
Forty fives, AZT
[VENDOR #1]
No one's buying
Feel like crying
[ALL]
No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no!
And it's beginning to snow
[VENDOR #2]
How about a fur-
In perfect shape
Owned by an MBA from uptown
I got a tweed
Broken in by a greedy
Broker who went broke
And then broke down
[COLLINS]
You don't have to do this
[ANGEL]
Hush your mouth, it's Christmas
[COLLINS]
I do not deserve you, Angel [COLLINS] [ANGEL] Give, give Wait! All you do
Is give What's on the floor? Give me
Some way to show Let's see some more
No, no, no [Collins]
How you've touched me so
[Angel]
Kiss me, it's beginning to snow
[Mark]
She said, 'Would you light my candle?'
And she put on a pout
And she wanted you
To take her out tonight?
[Roger]
Right
[Mark]
She got you out!
[Roger]
She was more than okay
But I pushed her way
It was bad, I got mad
And I had to get her out of my sight
[Mark]
Wait, wait, wait!
You said she was sweet
[Roger]
Let's go eat, I'll just get fat
It's the one vice left
When you're dead meat
There! That's her
[Mark]
Maureen?
[Roger]
Mimi!
[Mark]
Wo!
[Roger]
I should go
[Both]
Hey - it's beginning to snow
[Cops]
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
[Mimi and junkies]
Follow the man - follow the man
With his pockets full of the jam
Follow the man - follow the man
Help me out, daddy
If you can
Got any D man?
[The man]
I'm cool
[Mimi & junkies]
Got any C man?
[The man]
I'm cool
[Mimi & junkies]
Got any X
Any smack
Any horse
Any jugie boogie boy
Any blow?
[Roger]
Hey
[Mimi]
Hey
[Roger]
I just want to say
I'm sorry for the way -
[Mimi]
Forget it
[Roger]
I blew up
Can I make it up to you?
[Mimi]
How?
[Roger]
Dinner party?
[Mimi]
That'll do
[The man]
Hey lover boy - cutie pie
You steal my client - you die
[Roger]
You didn't miss me - you won't miss her
You'll never lack for customers
[Junkies]
I'm willin'
I'm illin'
I gotta get my sickness off
Gotta run, gotta ride
Gotta gun, gotta hide - Gotta go
[The man]
And it's beginning to snow
[Benny]
Wish me luck Alison
The protest is on [Coat Vendor]
LL. Bean, Geoffrey Beene
And Burberry zip out linings [Junkies]
Got any C man? [Squeegeeman]
Honest living! Got any D man? [Roger]
Mark, this is Mimi [Mimi and Mark]
Hi! [Roger]
She'll be dining with us [Vendor]
Here's a new arrival Got any B man? [The man]
That is an ounce! [Vendors]
Hats, dats, bats! Got any crack [Collins]
That's my coat! [Coat vendor]
We give discounts Got any X [Mark]
I think we've met Got any C man [Angel]
Let's get a better one [Collins]
It's a sham! [Mimi]
That's what he said Got any D man [The man]
I said it's a gram! [Collins]
But she's a thief! [Angel]
But she brought us together [Benny]
Which investor's coming? Got any B man? [Collins]
I'll take the leather Got any crack [Benny]
Your father, damn! Got any X [Homeless and Vendors]
Christmas bells are swinging
Christmas bells are ringing [Cops]
I'm dreaming of a white, right Christmas [Junkies]
Got any C man?
Got any D man? [Vendor]
Twenty five!
[Angel]
Fifteen!
[Vendor]
Twenty five!
[Angel]
Fifteen!
[Vendor]
Twenty five!
[Angel]
Fifteen! [Mark and Roger]
Let's go
To the lot [Homeless and Vendors]
Christmas bells are ringing
In my dreams
Next year [Cops]
Just like the ones I used to know [Junkies]
Got any B man?
Got any X
Got any crack [Vendor]
No way
Twenty four!
[Angel]
Fifteen!
[Vendor]
Twenty four!
[Angel]
Fifteen!
[Vendor]
Twenty four!
[Angel]
Fifteen!
[Vendor]
Not today [Mark and Roger]
Maureen's performing
[Mimi]
Who's Maureen?