[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Please spell "telephone."
[SPELLERS, spoken]
*a**orted grumbles, e.g. "Aw, what! C'mon! Telephone?!"*
[CHIP]
My oh my
[CHIP/OLIVE]
That word's so moronic
[LOGAINNE]
I could cry
I want words as lame
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Mr. Coneybear...
[LEAF]
Simplify
I feel supersonic
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Spell "hospital."
[SPELLERS, spoken]
*a**orted grumbles* [MARCY]
That is why
I despise this game [LEAF, quietly]
H-o-s-p-i-
T-a-l, "hospital." [MR. PANCH, spoken]
That is correct!
Mr. Tolentino...
[BOY SPELLERS]
Life is random and unfair
Life is pandemonium
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
"Staphylococcus."
[CHIP, spoken]
Awwww!
[SPELLERS]
That's the reason we despair
[CHIP]
Life is pandemonium
[LEAF]
Life is pandemonium
[CHIP]
Life is pandemonium
[WILLIAM]
Life is pandemonium
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
"Broccoli."
[LEAF]
I knew that word
[OLIVE]
I knew that word
[WILLIAM]
I knew that word
[SPELLERS]
God dammit!
[CHIP]
It is such a calamity
[SPELLERS]
Where should we begin?
The best spellers [CHIP]
Don't necessarily
Win [SPELLERS]
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium [MARCY]
Set your sights
I am on a mission
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Miss Park, "antediluvian."
[LOGAINNE]
We have rights
[LOGAINNE, spoken]
We have rights!
[LOGAINNE]
That's why we complain
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Mr. Barfee, "halitosis."
[WILLIAM]
Damn, life bites
But I like competition
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Miss Ostrovsky, "schematic."
[OLIVE]
In these lies
Can you feel our pain?
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
Somebody spell "crayon."
[SPELLERS, spoken]
Crayon?!
[MITCH]
Life is random and unfair
Life is pandemonium
[SPELLERS]
That's the reason we despair
[CHIP]
Life is pandemonium
[MITCH]
Life is pandemonium
[CHIP]
Life is pandemonium
[WILLAIM,]
Life is pandemonium!
[MR. PANCH, spoken]
"Dinosaur."
[CHIP]
I knew that word
[GIRL SPELLERS]
I knew that word
[CHIP]
I knew that word
[SPELLERS]
God damnit!
It is such a calamity
Where should we begin?
The best spellers [CHIP]
Don't necessarily
Win
They don't win, they don't win, they don't win
No, they don't!
Life is pandemonium
Yes, it is
Oh, yes, it is
Yes, it is! [SPELLERS]
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium
Life is random and unfair
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium [ALL]
Yeah!