[ELLE]
Though I dreamed of this day long ago
Now my answer is thank you, but no
Look, I've barely begun, I'm hardly through
I was living in ignorant bliss
'Til I learned I could be more than this
And, you know, in a way I owe it all to you
I thought losing your love was a blow I could never withstand
But look far I have come without anyone holding my hand
I had to find my way
The day you broke my heart
You handed me the chance
To make a brand new start
You helped me find my way
There's still no much to learn
So many dreams to earn
But even if I crash and burn ten times a day
I think I'm here to stay
I'm gonna find my way
[VIVIENNE]
William Shakespeare wrote:
"To thine ownself be true
And it must follow, as the night the day
Thou canst not then be false to any man"
I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman
A blonde woman
Over the past three years she taught me
And showed us all
That being true to yourself never goes out of style
Ladies and gentlemen
Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!
[ELLE]
Ladies and gentlemen of the cla** of two--
[PAULETTE]
Here's the part where she gives her big speech
We're so proud but Elle's not one to preach
So she said we could play Where Are They Now
Here we go!
Enid practices family law
Vivienne's training for the Peace Corps
Warner quit, said he makes more modelling anyhow
Callahan ran for governor but was defeated, of course
And his wife hired Emmett to handle their messy divorce
And me
I think I'll find my way
And hey, I married Kyle
And now we have two kids and one more on the way
And we live out in Worcester
I bought a new salon, we also feature dog grooming
Here, take a couple cards
Oops, sorry, back to Elle
[ELLE]
I thank you, one and all
The ones who thought I'd fall
Who taught me how to fail
Who helped me to prevail
I'm standing here today
'Cause you helped me find my way
Oh, and if you could give me one second before we all go
Emmett Forrest, please make me the happiest woman I know
[EMMETT]
Oh my, oh my, oh my God
[ENSEMBLE]
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
[EMMETT]
Oh my God
[ENSEMBLE]
Omigod, omigod, you guys
Granted not a complete surprise
But if there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
[ELLE/EMMETT]
And now I've found my love
[ENSEMBLE]
My God!
[ELLE/EMMETT]
I've found my way to love
[ENSEMBLE]
You guys!
[ELLE/EMMETT]
I've finally found my prize
[ENSEMBLE]
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys
[ELLE/EMMETT]
No, we love you guys
[ENSEMBLE]
Omigod
[ELLE]
Omigod
[ELLE/EMMETT/ENSEMBLE]
You guys
Omigod