Cla**ified with that sh** I can't stand
Gave myself a hand for the grandstand
It's no fun being the postmodern poster child
When no one knows what that is
What gives when content takes a holiday
And the kids have nothing left to say?
Well we're here today
Here today
We're here
So buy a record from that band you can't stand
But don't you dare take a stand
Don't you dare take a stand