We have an a**ortment of flesh
On corpses for you to undress
I'll demonstrate how to k**
A gremlin against his will
Welcome, to my garage sale, welcome to my garage sale
I have a mummy wrap
For embalmment and to entrap
Your friends for a fright
Or to gain themselves eternal life
I have a bigot wife, who will renounce my right
To bargain for your soul
I have everything you need, because satisfaction is guaranteed
Welcome to my garage sale, Welcome to my garage sale
Welcome to my garage sale, my name is bannon---- stop it!!
-Fin