[Intro]
Evil makes me feel alive
[Verse 1: Ron Underwood]
Got a problem with my cookie cutter life? I'll put you back in your place!
And if you looking at my cookie cutter wife, I'll kick the smile off your face!
My only daughter is an honor roll student and a goalie on the soccer ball team
I know it sounds a little boring at the moment
But we ain't exactly what we seem
I got a woman with thirty-two teeth
And a daughter at a picket fence
And in the garage sits a little sedan
And a minivan with just a couple of dents
All for a limited time
It isn't dandy and fine because of my ignorance
Oh, right now It seems to me my greatest enemy is common sense!
[Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood]
Left, right! (4×)
[Chorus 1: Ron Underwood]
Step Up!
You think you can handle it?
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall!
So c'mon!
[Verse 2: Ron Underwood]
The only problem with my cookie cutter life
It's on me that everybody depends!
I always gotta take my cookie cutter knife
And cut myself apart to meet those ends!
And every time I try to sit my family down just to talk to me, they never do!
I heard it's the only way to really get to know 'em
Now I know it's true!
I finally got a realization of where all my money goes
To my cars, my house, two bars
My wife's a** and up my daughter's nose
Told my shrink what I think about it all
And he said that that's the way that it goes
Oh, right now it doesn't comfort me to hear this is the life I chose!
[Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood]
[Chorus 1: Ron Underwood]
[Chorus 2: Ron Underwood]
Step Up!
You think you can handle it?
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall!
So f--k off!
[Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood]
[Chorus 1 + Chorus 2]