Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts Trading with new lands by open C Corporate monsters, many closing pa**ages Tempting harpies 13 years of treachery Journey's over, welcome home the heroes Offering the bounty of their trade Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece For the people, free and very strongly made But something's wrong with them They will not take our free wares "What's the matter good people? Why are you so scared? Why?" Then one brave soul spoke out "We're not allowed to take your gifts Hypocrites has spoken There are many new laws"
Hypocrites appears "Puffy You must obey my new rules!" "First rule one dictates You cannot give your code away" (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude "And rule two dictates You must give it to me So I can give it away properly for free" "The list goes on of course But for traders this is all you need" "This is madness He has lost his mind This defies the first law of free trade Rule zero came before this rule one Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone" Then Hypocrites goes mad