Goldflipper With golden skin And flippers as sharp as a knife He's the machine Designed to dismember your life And the fish Protecting us all from the cat And the cat Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh Cyborg on a mission To do some Puff fishin' The doctor wants fugu tonight! You'll need some machismo to Catch the spikey one He's got guts and gizmos to Make the system run
But Flip's here for fun And without a gun He'll dice you with his Golden fin She's all over Puff cause he's Such a s**y catch Is she spying on him or Just a seafood match? Oh double seven Send me to Heaven Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond The women are fond She knows what to do She'll turn Gold to goo Goldflipper is gone Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone