I hung up the telephone and turned on the television After you told me we were through In a little while I'll think about the things that you said But right now I've other things to do It's one-thirty now and in a little while I'll be watching Sally Jesse Raphael At three o'clock Matlock comes on Then it's Jake and the Fatman at four At five o'clock I'll watch the early news Next PBS has foreign film reviews And then you'll find me watching Murder She Wrote CHORUS: Yeah I din't really need you at all So don't even bother to call I'm doing fine on my own I'll lean back in my easy chair And pretend that I just don't care That you're gone and I'm all alone I'll look through the TV Guide, I don't care what's inside Any old thing to pa** the time I don't care what but there must be something that I can do To make me forget about you It's six-thirty and I've really gotta go Because I have to watch Eyewitness Video
Next Who's the Boss, it'll be your loss if you don't watch it with me And then prime time, the fun never stops America's Most Wanted, Secret Service and Cops I'll get my RDA of Murder She Wrote CHORUS (Spanish translation: I woke up this morning and the sun was gone I turned on the TV to start my day I think of a girl I used to know I close my eyes and she's slipped away) And I'm tired of being alone For a little while for a little while for a little while for a little while I've been thinking about the things that you said And though I'm hungering for you I regret to inform you I'm too busy to come to the phone Because that cool juicer guy is on Channel 29 And then I can watch Cher caress some fat lady's hair And you know what comes next, phone 1-900-GOOD-SEX And though it's time for People's Court you know I'm really more the sort To watch Murder She Wrote