Stick the money in my pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best-uns,
And you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
But where it comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's driving me berserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La la la la la