YouTube told me to try to sell myself to you
Get you to click "Subsctibe", because if you don't, I'll just die
But I say no
f**k that sh**
I say no
So unsub-f**king-scribe
You think that I'm your s*ut
That I want you in my bu*t
But that's just not the case
So let me spray this in your face
Unsubscribe, Unsubscribe, Unsubscribe
I said unsubscribe, unsubscribe
And f**k this sh**
f**k this sh**
f**k this sh**
f**k this sh**
f**k this sh**
f**k this sh**
f**k this sh**
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"I'm a decent YouTuber, would you please subscribe to me?
You're hits define my value, can I blow you on my knees?
Would you click my vids, your subscribing makes me squirt
"I'm a douche, please subscribe
I'm a douche, f**k my life
I'm a douche, click refresh
Still a douche, and oh yeah
I have a British accent."
I'm supposed to make a trailer
Make you think I'm worth your time
Truth is most YouTubers are shifted
I just blow your f**king mind
But I say no
f**k that sh**
I say no
So unsub-f**king-scribe
"Please pay attention to me, I want more subscribers
Please pay attention to me, give me more
Please pay attention to me, I want more subscribers
Please pay attention to me."
Unsub-f**king-scribe.