Telethusa
Omnia
Hic cuando Telethusa circulatrix.
Qua clunem tunica tegente nulla.
Sexum latius altiusque motat.
Crisabit tibi fluctuante lumbo.
Haec sic non mode te Priape posit.
Privignum quoque sed movere Phaedrae.
When Telethusa, that little street s*ut
Who loves to shake her naked bu*t
Moving her p**y up and down, left and right
Wiggling with her c*nt in plain sight
She'll move you, Priapus, make you hot
And even Hippolytus(*) can withstand her not
(* The nephew of Phaedrae; character from cla**ic Greek history)