‘Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Were the sound of some moaning fu*king Loud
Clap clap clap
Not a Fap fap fap
Thought little Timmy
As he checks it out
He walks down the stairs
Then he stops and stares
As his mom is getting her back blown out
By a ni**a with biggest dick He’d ever Seen
Cum n go up in and out this house
Then Timmy locked eyes
With the big black guy
Then he stopped and said bye bye
Then left
Timmy turned right
Up the stairs,
Out of sight
Then went to bed to rest
It’s not make believe
When I say that he
Little Timmy
Just met Santa
I should know
I got a red nose
And My kids name is roxana
Y’all thought thought you really knew Santa but you really don’t
Just let me let you in on a secret with this Song I wrote
Ooo I fu*kin love Christmas
Let it snow let it snow
b*tches and
Hoe hoe hoe hoes
F*ck her quick
Cum N Go, Cum N Go
Wall to the
Window window
Sippin on sprite bubblin
What’s on my wishlist Nothin
Oh your mom She’s comin
I’m out the door and she still cummin
Let it snow let it snow
b*tches and
Hoe hoe hoe hoes
F*ck her quick
Cum N Go, Cum N Go
Wall to the
Window window
Sippin on sprite bubblin
What’s on my wishlist Nothin
Oh your mom She’s comin
I’m out the door and she still cummin
Everything about Santa is right except that He is black
Built like the rock but with dreads wears Timbs and smokes weed in the back
He got bored cause gifts take
2 minutes to give
And his magic ass
Just wanted to make
Some fu*kin pussy
He went to slap the black
Off the back of her ass
And make her laugh at the fact that
She came so fast
Shaking so much that she fell off the table They were fu*kin at
Tried to catch herself but failed so she fell On her nose and broke it
Yessir that was the aftermath
But Santa said ho ho hold up hold up hoe Let me fix that
Touched on her nose and
Then it magically flipped back
Y’all thought thought you really knew Santa but you really don’t
Just let me let you in on a secret with this Song I wrote
Ooo I fu*kin love Christmas
Let it snow let it snow
b*tches and
Hoe hoe hoe hoes
F*ck her quick
Cum N Go, Cum N Go
Wall to the
Window window
Sippin on sprite bubblin
What’s on my wishlist Nothin
Oh your mom She’s comin
I’m out the door and she still cummin
Let it snow let it snow
b*tches and
Hoe hoe hoe hoes
F*ck her quick
Cum N Go, Cum N Go
Wall to the
Window window
Sippin on sprite bubblin
What’s on my wishlist Nothin
Oh your mom She’s comin
I’m out the door and she still cummin