Of course I'm aware that it's Valentines Day Plenty of time to work out how to say That I like you the appropriate amount And I usually don't mind having you around I'll pretend to like the things you like If that's what'll keep you by my side You made me watch Frozen seven times And I never once said what was on my mind (That f**ing snowman) Your eyes are good eyes Probably better than 90% of other eyes Please stay away from better looking guys Oh for you I'd consider beginning to exercise
(possibly) You might ask why I did not buy You something nice online I thought you'd like this song of mine How dare you suggest I ran out of time (No, I didn't) (*cough*) Please continue to think all my flaws are charming Please don't find my daddy issues alarming I can't promise you that the future will be bright No, but I guarantee a life with me will be alright (at least At least alright Maybe fine But eh, not good)