[Verse]
Oh I didn't see it coming but it came in a can
Now my sweet son's sprayed into a man
Mine too and hey we know just who to blame
When our sons have fun with women and misbehave
Old Spice! (Psh, psh!) Sprayed a man (on/of) my son
Now he's kissing all the women and his chores aren't done
He was just my little sweetie, tiny fingers, hands and feeties
Now he's touching kissing feeling all the women because
Old Spice!
New sprays!
Sprayed a man on my son. Now he smells like a man and they treat him like one
[Outro]
(Old Spice Advertisement Whistle)
Pshh