My friend Richard's in a bad bad way
Waking up beaten up every day
Drinking malt liquor smoking menthols
Diggin' a hole climbing the walls
Yeah, we got to figure out how to get his attention
Intervention
My friend Richard's on a bad bad trip
Can't smile too good through a busted up lip
Don't smile too much no more no how
Got to get his sh** together got to do it right now
All of his friends are feeling the tension
Intervention
Chorus:
We're only here 'cuz we care about you
And we want you to get well
You're acting like a a**hole and we're sick of it if you can tell
Twenty seven days on a dry vacation
Intervention
Yeah, my friend Richard doesn't want to go
He says, "f** y'all, hell no."
He's mystified why we're so lame
Aw, but if he wakes up dead will he feel the same?
Somebody kick him in the sack just to stop his b**hing. Intervention
Chorus (2x)