I want to have a drink I want to have a laugh I don't want no dodgy politics 'cos I ain't that daft Don't need some nutter telling me what to do I can think for myself and so can you Commies and nazis they're all the same They only want to use you for their own gain They lie deceive and try to confuse you Commies and nazis they only want to use you Right wing nutters spreading race hate Communist loonies who want a one party state Their extremist views are all too clear Commies and nazis you're not wanted here Commies and nazis what a shower They only want to use you to grab themselves power But once they got it they don't care about you Commies and nazis give 'em the boot! COMMIES AND NAZIS - OI! COMMIES AND NAZIS - ON YER BIKE! A fascist government you're almost better off dead! And it would be much the same under the reds More police more laws more prisons and the draft That ain't exactly my idea of a laugh And when there's no fun no freedom no future Is marching round in jackboots really going to suit you Or going on your parade waving your red flag If you're into that rubbish then you must be mad
Commies and nazis try it on with us But we tell them where to go 'cos we've got more sus Than to be taken in by these scum we despise Commies and nazis we can see through your lies Commies and nazis they've got to be stopped They only want to use you to get to the top But once they're there they don't care about you They only want to give you orders and tell you what to do Commies and nazis try it on with you But these people are plonkers they ain't got a clue Try to flog your papers full of drivel and lies Well I'm asking you now is it any surprise That these people and their ideas are so despised When they've nothing to offer to you and I They only want to use you as their tools So tell 'em where to go if you know what's good for you But if you think that it's smart, hard, or hip To be a commie or nazi then mate get a grip You don't want to be taken in by none of that drivel Commies and nazis sit and swivel! We ain't thick and we won't play your game Our message to you will always be the same Commies and nazis go take a hike! Commies and nazis on yer bike!