You sat down on our leather chairCalled everyone
Said stick your toes all up in the air, Come on it'll be fun!
Some tried they thought you were a little strange
They were all right
We did thirteen-thousand exercises
They were all ashamed
But we were all okay
You called me up said Boy, you can't handle this!
I was uptight
Only punches below the neck
Not the pretty face
They all came and they gathered round
Now is our time
Chaos was followed by stupid laughs
But I don't even care
No, I don't even care
I don't even care
Stay back
Stay home
Stay home