[Verse 1]
Look at all the plastic people
Sipping on lethal, watching the peep show
Look at all the lovely people
In the gazebo, smoking indigo
He's a little movie star
Fancy car, lips on muah
She's a little super star
At the bar, on radar
[Chorus]
Welcome to L.A
Home of the brave and the misbehaved
Welcome to L.A
Where the freaks and geeks are the super chic
Welcome to L.A
Home of the brave and the misbehaved
Glad you came to stay
Now get the hell out of my way
[Verse 2]
Suicidal tendencies
Running through my head, you see
Be all that you can be
But sometimes I'd rather be me
He's a little movie star
Black leather, no VCR
She's a little super star
Jaguar, kinda bizarre
[Chorus]
Welcome to L.A
Home of the brave and the misbehaved
Welcome to L.A
Where the freaks and geeks are the super chic
Welcome to L.A
Home of the brave and the misbehaved
Glad you came to stay
Now it's time to lose your southern faith