[Off Track]
I'll say it now "No'man can k** me"
This battle got me feeling like the Witch King!
This prepubescent hobbit must still be finding his feet
The way he's always in the tourny but falling short of victory!
"Ima storytelling Chimpanzee with artic punches
That could pull and squeeze a manatees cavities "
Really Funk? You actually expect to win with bars like these?
No because you! aren't! a! rapper! your a overly expressive narrator
A fabulist who makes us believe this character he created
Is greater on paper but without all those annotations your schemes
More over heads then skyscrapers and moon craters!
Ii didn't need to be a soothsayer to see the outcome of this battle
I'll predict each and every angle like i teamed up with the Gestapo who
Fed me information to dismantle Mosers Mantle and leave your facial features
Faulty like a painting from pica**o!
You talk about holding shottys and metal arms that spray automatically
But this is Mortal Kombat, i'll bring metal arms to your neck like a Jax Fatality!
I'll concave Funks cerebral have you foaming like a soda shaken
I'll leave tron strapped in the machine like a f**ing coma patient!
Is this variety enough for you, honestly guys i'll diversify
SYKE THAT'S RIGHT IM OFFTRACK AND I fu*kING LIE!
You inconsistency is inconsistent plus your always b**hing
You got bars but check your record you caught more d**hs then f**ing krillen
I'll drop a f**ing supernova on the whole state of California
A plethora of kicks and fists that will twist your vision that's asthenopia
Leave you gasping hoping ya, might just live but the
Savage is sickly quick, grasp and snap your trachea
With a single hand this Mugen fan will see the fist of Ken
The flames I bring split more matter then a MetsuShoryuken
Watch me flip his own facebook bio and turn this sh** vile
"Maybe next I'll shoot up a M.A. so I can k** a doctor without k**ing a doctor! "
And after i am done k**ing this weaker mike with the heavy pen I'm coming for you Parker!
[Funkatron]
Ok
First things first, keep my real name outta your mouth
Or its Trunks for you, in an accord roarin south
Yo offy? Know how i know your gay?
You tried playing with my head, and using my last name!
Ive never had a stalker its honestly kinda flattering
But b4 you lurked in my shadows you were still just a shadow of me
And my shadow only grows, hows that 4 fore shadowing?
Finally step from out the shade, think this kid might get hot?
Come on! This a**holes a joke i complete with a rim shot!
Memba what you said to silva, bout desperation and wins?
Then went an buried yourself diggin up my skeletons
Thought you was a beast at work, what about that research?
For it, he found nothin, but im the man of my words
And This dude thinks hes magneto, thinks he created cerebro
But Thats a tinfoil hat and you talking to siri bro
I can make your wish come true, its easy, come see me
I said my dick would make you a mutant
And you/j**/ju buh/bi lieve/lee 'd me!
You got married before 25? Way to fall into the trap, dude
What if she got fat like you, or she no longer fap to you!?
Or simply not attracted to, singer/rapper/actor fool
Or just wants one better, when I let er' know who's after you!
What is with our singers, and their coming aggressive
And their battle tendency to try and force the message
When force is the message, based on those high notes, you get it
Or at least you do now, you gettin raped, there i said it!
Changed his name name for a joke, but now he thinks hes a fighter
But Calvin actually/Ash-u-ley created Hobbs, you are just a stuffed tiger
Im betting 5 to 1, this lil hoe's gonna get slapped
And now he's coming outta pocket, the b**h is off track!
Tryin to cut the upper ech.? Are you sure you can/shoryuken?
Heres your big shot, thats a hard do ken/haad' doo ken!