[Verse 1]
The octopus in your purse
Is cursing like an evil sailor
But remember the knife is worse
For the editors of movie trailers
[Chorus]
And if you want me to
I'll help
It's all the same to me
Just tell me if you want me to
[Verse 2]
If you keep k**ing God in your eyes
People will think you're really callous
But no matter how hard you really try
You'll never be as weird as Uncle Alice
[Chorus]
And if you want me to
I'll help
It's all the same to me
Just tell me if you want me to
[Verse 3]
I'm not upset, just confused
And it's so tough
I can't relate to this world
I'm not bored enough
Watch out
The music will complete the change in you
[Verse 4]
To sing this song in braille
You have to be haunted by gla** freckles
And if your color treatment fails
Well, you can always talk to Eric Eckles
[Chorus]
And if you want me to
I'll help
It's all the same to me
Just tell me if you want me to
If you want me to