[Yoni Wolf]
There's unopened mail on the mantle
And no one is saying their hello hellos hello hello today
Girls are contemplating their birth names
Staring intensely at and separately judging
Each printed lonely letter in space
You were riding your bicycle down into d**h Valley
While we were drinking warm Cuervo in Vegas
And having our photographs taken
We lost all of our photographs
The first I heard of you
You were playing Hamlet on Starsearch
And placing prank calls to relatively
Obscure celebrities
I feel the need to be photographed
Or to be befriended by a real human being
I can relate to the struggles
Of the modern day centaur
Minus the fame and s**ual promiscuity
When no one's home
I look in a mirror in a mirror
To make sure I still exist from behind
Plus, I got that isolated
Obsessive save the earth lifestyle
Minus the beard, dreads
And organic gardening