[Verse 1]
Tall skinny flaco, that's for my n***a Paco
I enchilada b**hes and I'm eating up they taco
"Eat me, beat me like Chris did Rhi-Rhi"
F U, OF to the muthaf**ing D-E-A-T
HD-Ice cream is tasty
The paley pink p**y on these white b**hes is pasty
Herpes, I probably got, sickness it's probably snot
Dripping and you being iller than me, probably not
I'm snorting lines of cokey, I do the hokey pokey
Dumber than corny jokester, horny hoes wanna poke me
I'm dope you wanna smoke me, you don't know the effects
Of an a**hole perspective, f** respect
I think my asthma flaring, but Sarah wasn't caring
She left, so I beat my f**ing meat just like abusive parents
Hot like Fahrenheit, I'm tight just like virgin twat
f**ing awesome that I am but a lot of swag that I'm not
Ace the Creator, chronic masturbator
[Verse 2]
I'm sipping on some, pissing on some, kissing on some b**h
That I just met and I'mma f** her, cause she wet
I use no rubber and I make it stretch like Flubber, what you thought
"I'm not under-covers" just like the cosby sheet on my co*k like police be
Y'all n***as see me, AC, OF,f** it
[Verse 3]
Macaroni, I'm horny, these b**hes on me like herpes
These b**hes coughing I'll eat they coochie, I'm burping like Burpie
These n***as looking at me like I'm Ernie, but I'm more Berthy
sh** that I'm rocking it ticking and tocking
No watch and no chain, I do not make it rain, I bring the drought
Cause it's money I'm without, the shoes is f**ing beat up
The dirties f**ing heat up, them nolly treasures see us
The "f** you buster" skate video coming, two-thousand and nine
We fine, we flying high, in the sky
Naw we flying in Ocean, the potion, I got the motion like
Piano keys got these b**hes on they knees
Begging please like uno, dos, tres, three
Mexican b**hes they love the co*k like they love the cheese
From overseas back to Africa-ca, I slappy ya
Like a kung-fu movie actor, get my fist and we attacking y'all
Y'all, naw, n***a no skinny jeans over here
Y'all n***as is queer, jerking with other n***as
Working with them other n***as, broke as f**
Not counting figures but guess what, I'm happy with life
Me and n***as ballin' we broke though, we got yo ho though
Yellow t-shirts, like egg yolk though
f**ing clean, you know the hat it stay Supreme
The f**ing closet full of Freshjive, Bape and Ice Cream
Half of it no charge, half it no barge
Half of it discount, half of it at bargain
n***as is looking at us wishing they charge, like a charge car
But they can't cause this my credit card
Y'all n***as got blue sh**, y'all not using them black cards
All y'all n***as front when in ya heels
While all y'all acting harder than dicks when they see a...b**h
Jasper what up n***a
[Verse 4 - With Jasper Dolphin]
Introducing, the shortest, oldest n***a I know, Jasper the Dolphin
Still 17...???
Yo, I don't know how to rap but, f** it, it's time to do some new sh** in my life
Box, crip
I'm in Ladera cripping, I've got that box (laughs)