Well, they're low cholesterol and high protein
Hotter than a Mexican jumping bean
Have 'em dry roasted or vacuum packed
My peanuts come alive when you open that sack
Smoother than jiff and fresher than planters
My peanuts exceed all standards
Def enough to knock you to your knees
And even planters, don't crack no nuts like these
My peanuts
Well, they rock, they top, they hit the spot
Open a can and gobble 'em up
They're ready for action, the girls do snatch 'em
Sure to give you some satisfaction
So let's not squibble, they sure ain't little
Deffer than any ole peanut brittle
And if you wanna chill, no need to get ill
My peanuts give you a thrill
Like Mickey dees, my peanuts and me
Were tasty eating from sea to sea, my peanuts
My nuts stand, tall they never fall
Ripe and yes, always on the ball
FDA fresh and they are the best
A winner of every damn taste test
Eat 'em for pleasure or at your leisure
A taste that all the girls do treasure
Never illin' but chillin', never stealin' but dealin'
My peanuts are what you're feelin'
I take 'em to the beach, I take 'em to the park
I take 'em to your mother's house after dark
They ain't like no nuts from Jimmy Carter
I know my nuts rock you harder, my peanuts
I met a home girl from around the way
She saw my peanuts and wanted to play
She said, can I hold your peanuts inside my hand?
I said, be careful 'cause they're in demand
I took my peanuts outta the sack
Her hand started movin' up, down and back
She squeezed too hard, I said, oh, brother
It looks like you made peanut bu*ter
Next time I jam her
I think I am a gonna talk a little 'bout my banana
Banana and nuts, banana and nuts
I'm gonna give you some banana and nuts
Banana and nuts banana and nuts
I think you need my banana and nuts
Always cla**y, never trashy, always flashy
Never rashy, always tasty, never hasty
Always racy, never pasty, you know nothin'
Will come between us, unless of course it is
(What is it?)
My peanuts
This girl was yellin', my head was swellin'
What she was sayin', there ain't no tellin'
I needed something to quiet her down
And my peanuts was all I found
I baked 'em, I shaked 'em and then she take 'em
Soon all was quiet in the house
Because my peanuts were in her mouth
Like M&M's you understand
They melt in your mouth and not in your hand
My peanuts have the fame, my peanuts have the glory
My peanuts will invade your territory
My peanuts
I'll tell ya a little story 'bout a man named Mel
Keep his peanuts inside the shell
Then one day, he got hungry for some food
He ate his own peanuts now, ain't that rude?
(Dry roasted, vacuum packed, on a half shell, don't tell Granny)
A girl who looked much better than bad
Took my peanuts from inside my bag
Tasted them and then said, I had salt peanuts, salt peanuts
My peanuts always rise to any occasion
My peanuts can handle any social situation
I met a home girl from Albuquerque
Who ate my peanuts with her turkey
I know this song is kinda long
I guess I have ta go and I'll be gone
Bust this beat just one more time
'Cause I think I have just one more rhyme
Have my peanuts and a diet coke
My peanuts and a little joke
My peanuts and some hog jowls
My peanuts and some candied yams