Oi motherf**er,
Get yo' motherf**in' hands off me motherfukin' police officer,
Ei you bullsh**,
f** that sh** man, I'm tired of you motherf**ers getin us always getin bust on, motherf**er, sh**. Always tweakin man.
Just get in the motherf**in' cell and shut the f** up.
sh** man, I'm tired of you motherf**ers always f**in with me all the time man, I'm tired of this sh** man. I'm gonna call my b**h, she gonna come get me up out this motherf**er, ei, what you smiling at in the corner n******g? Shut up and pa** me a cigarette foo'. Man i'm tellin' you my b**h gona come get me up outta here.
(Phone Ring)
Hello?
Hello.
Leroy?
b**h this ain't no motherf**in' Leroy, ei i'm in motherf**in' jail, you better come get me up outta here, it's me baby wa**up!?
First of all I ain't yo' b**h, Second of all I ain't commin' to get you out of (ahh f** that ) motherf**in' nowhere, motherf**er.
f** you.
f** you!
f** you.
Ai, to ai, you betta come pick me up from this motherf**er, thas all I know. Ei ei what you talkin' bout phone check n******g, you betta wait your turn foo'. Ei come get me up outta here baby, thas all real. Ei, if you don't I just get my other b**h to come get me, f** it, I just drop you, f** it.
->Music
Yo' wa**up n******gs and n**ettes. If you ever have a problem like this don't call that broke a** n******g you got, and don't call that sorry b**h that don't give a f** about you anyways. What you need to do is call 1-900-2-Compton (well all right!).
1-900-2-Compton, thats 1-900-2-Compton. This show was sponsered by the n******gs that don't give a f**.