[Produced by Number One Producer] [Intro/Chorus: Kool Keith] Carry my dick to the front door. x4 Girl Grab My Dick x4 [Verse 1: Kool Keith] I'm a 'solicitator' Screw off the dick off my body Put it next to the Bacardi in the refrigerator I'm so rum I can convince Heidi Klume to let me cum in her an*s They spring-training for the Majors Your woman filling out pregnant papers Show you I don't care about the leather piss in the Mercedes I'm teaching how you cut my pubic hair with the scissors Like a lady. Barbasol you could be lazy You catchin' hay fever Your b**h s**ing balls upside down with white sneakers Her dyke girlfriend with a bu*t-plug up her a** Tryin' to be a boss with a wife-beater A strong woman with co*ked-diesel arms pulling my penis I watch you sh** in your Hybrid-Prius Six in the water-bed tossin' salad with no caeser (But John?) done walked outta shape I can't see much I got your dime droppin' low sh**tin' out a hockey puck, stuffed up her keister Drinking Seagram, vanilla off my penis who wanna eat some? Meet me in a threesome I can see her a** against my nose in the green room Black shorts all up in her tight light skinned an*l Don't let me get in a groove
Your brunette hair get pulled back to your a** crack (Blue?) will pop up out you, say it's cool Intro/Chorus [Verse 2: Necro] I just ate some Chef Boyardee mini raviolis Spaghetti and Meatballs You're f*ggoty, you eat balls I took a sh**, Tollhouse Cookies is nooky Ice-Cream sandwiches I brandish like gat's to get fats Like Dominoe's no more 30 Minute delivery Since a Kid got k**ed. Cause they was rushin' Now my pepperoni is cold, like a stripper that's russian Give me Turkish, b**h jerk this souvlaki boukaki Leave her chicken nuggets, make you think you thuggin But it's artificial so now you buggin' Smell my B.O Frappucino's for all you rats from Encino Sit back and drink your vino, I bet you lick Pinot I bet you get haircuts from Gino You're emo and you bump Brian Eno You had s** with Emma Phillips and McKenzie You made love with Shmendrick and Rodney in a 'Benbreck' That's a Benzie and Buick you bought in Bushwick I get thirsty when I see hot mommies from Bushwick They don't shave bush..they keep it thick Whole-Wheat bread crumbs Up a b**hes hole till she cream-pies red cum Twinkies are delicious with skim-milk.. Eat my bum.. Intro/Chorus