Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon.
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head re-bloom.
His name is Mr. Sperling, his good friends call him "sy".
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye.
Minoxidil insanity. Sy Sperling is reality.
Strand-by-strand your hair expands. Naturally.
He's a modern day Jesus. a leader for the meek.
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik.
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare.
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president. He's also a client.
Minoxidil insanity. His favour to humanity.
Free you from stupidity indefinitely?
1-800-hair club for men.