I was riding on the bus just north of petaluma. When a women sat next to me.
Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her out the window onto the street.
Her wretched armpit hair was in my face. She sh** her pants, potato chips in her teeth...
Molly ringworm crawling up your a** molly ringworm. Molly ringworm the stench of decompinstation molly ringworm.
A constant flow of flatulent air was streaming from her behind.
She was chewing gum from the bottom of the seat when would this torture cease?
So i stood right up and asked very nicely.
If she could stop farting and control her an*l ga**es.
But i guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of English.
'Cause the farts they kept a comin', pooping out her smelly an*s.
I puked in my lap, as she started to crap. Forever victim to her stench.
Molly ringworm, I love you, molly!
There was a little brown stain on the seat of her pants. When she finally walked off the bus.
The urine in her panties had somehow drove me batty. As did the zits on her arms spewing pus.
Oist-nasal drip, perpetual grip. Forever victim to her stench.