Bilbo, Fetch Me My Cane!
Short But Long, Thin But 'round. Stealthy, Slipping Inching Down And Hairy.
Happy Gulping Sound. And Suddenly Lighter By One Pound.
Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo. Hairy Hobbit Hero. Bilbo, Bolbous dil*o. Solo Throbbit Hero.
Under Misty Mountains Cold. It Dungeons Deep And Caverns Old.
In Tunnels Dark And Dry. And When It Puts It's Ring Around It.
It's Unseen But By One Eye.
Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo. Hairy, Hairy Hobbit Hero. Bilbo, Bulbous dil*o. Solo Throbbit Hero.
Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo. Hairy, Hairy Hobbit Hero. Bilbo, Bulbous dil*o. Solo Throbbit Hero.
It Guesses. Leave Me Alone. It Goes Again. So Tired.
Is It Juicy? Is It Tasty?
We Eats It. We Eats It. We Eats It. We Eats It.
What Have I Got In My Pocket?
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess. Fat, Nasty Hobbit co*kessessess.
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess. Fat, Nasty Hobbit co*kessessess.
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess. Fat, Nasty Hobbit co*kessessess.
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess. Fat, Nasty Hobbit co*kessessess.
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess. Fat, Nasty Hobbit co*kessessess.
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess. Fat, Nasty Hobbit co*kessessess.