Me and a buddy, Joe, were hanging...
Out in a bar the other night
And we got into this little argument
With some people with short hair
And they called us a bunch of longhaired a**holes
I thought that was kind of unfair
Well, people with short hair and business suits
The caused the S and L disaster
We'll be paying for that for the rest of our lives
But I'm a longhaired a**hole, I'm a longhaired a**hole
Well, people with short hair and business suits
The run the CIA
They break the laws they're supposed to protect
The laws they're supposed to obey
And people with short hair and business suits
They run all organized crime
They dress real neat and smell real sweet
But I'm a longhaired a**hole, I'm a longhaired a**hole
Well, people with short hair and business suits
Are responcible for all these disasters
But that don't change the way they walk
Lord, I'm still a longhaired a**hole
I'm a longhaired a**hole