I didn't ask you to fall in love with me
I never told you to fall for everything
I know we f**ed, and i felt awful about it
I didn't even tell you that i can't stand s**
When you hold me, i just want to breathe
And when you kiss me, i feel like sh**
I was lonely, and now i'm stuck
I feel like sh**, like a sh**ty human being
And i want to be friends, 'cause i like your friends
But by f**, i just can't stand you
It's like this with every girl i meet
First night i love them with all my heart
Second night she'll ask me what's wrong
Sunday morning comes and i'll be gone
All it took was one quick glance
And three years to the day, you'd be mine
'cause you were wrapped up in me, even though i didn't keep track of time
And i'm a let-down; i'm just like your dad
I'll even put your daddy issues to the side
I won't laugh or bark at you when you cry
But i won't care enough to make you smile
And i really do like that you like jawbreaker
And i really do think you're beautiful
And i really do want to be your friend
And i really do know we can't work out
And i really do tell the truth
Except for all these things i can't say to you
You and your friends should get dorm-room-drunk
I really do think that's what's better for you