[Verse 1]
Well, have I not been quite far enough?
How many times do you have to die, now?
Hey, how many sets has it been?
Not another one, oh no
[Refrain]
And you will believe
That it happens more often than not
Here's to all the people that I'm not with tonight
Wherever they are
[Verse 2]
Oh, when I rolled into town last night, tired
Would you believe I would like to cry tonight?
I saw my lady layin' there with a man
Not another one, oh no
[Refrain]
And would you believe
That it happens more often than not?
Here's to all the ladies that I'm not with tonight
Wherever they are
[Verse 3]
So I went on, stumblin' to the town
How many times do you gotta try?
Someone said that she would love me
Not another one, oh no
[Refrain]
And would you believe
That it happens more often than not?
Here's to all the ladies that fell for me tonight
Whoever they are
[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
So pa** that bottle, now, give it here
So many reasons to drink it dry
Numb my pain, maybe even k** me
Hey, have another one, let's go
[Refrain]
And then you believe
That it happens more often than not, yeah
Here's to all the bottles that I've drunk in my time
Whatever they were
[Outro]
Let's go