This is for the "F" on your report card
And that is for not picking up your room
This is 'cause you hit your sister too hard
And that's 'cause I've got nothing else to do
Mommy never really liked me very much
She didn't think that I was any good
I could never bring myself to do things
The way that Mommy thought I should
She'd bash my brains for not making my bed
If I'd pa**ed out, she'd have left me for dead
And now I ask you... What should I have said?
Thank you Mommy?
Thank you Mommy,
Thank you Mommy! For the dent in my head
This is for being born so ugly
That you make me cry when I look at your face
This is for being seen with me in public
Deliberately dressed like a disgrace
Mommy never really liked me very much
She didn't want a kid that looked like her
After their divorce, of course,
She thought I looked
A lot more like my father
It hurt her more than me... she said
It was for my own good, she'd yell as I bled
And now I ask you... What should I have said?
Thank you Mommy?
Thank you Mommy,
Thank you Mommy! For the dent in my head
Dent in my head