When I saw you today On the news far away You were talking about war It was hard to ignore Your blond shiny hair Like an angel I swear Your eyes shimmered blue Then I ran home to you So I got in your house Like a quiet little mouse I'm in love I supposed So I slept in your clothes But in a frame with a man By your side my Diane It was shaped like a heart Then my world fell apart Then I waited a week For you to get back And I knew where you'd go You were going to jack But you opened the door I was hard to ignore With blood in my face And with Jack in a case Yeah this is who I am! I love you Diane! Forget about Jack He's not coming back But I'm going to be your man! Yeah this is who I am! I love you Diane! I waited so long Your boyfriend is gone You got me instead Because I cut of he's head! I waited so long and now we can talk Do you feel the same? Is that why you're in chock? You might wonder why Jack is placed in a bag I'll tell you the truth
But I don't mean to brag Yeah I cut of he's toe And a foot and a leg I thought he was gone When he started to beg He screamed out your name I thought he's gone insane He died when he screamed out in pane Yeah this is who I am! I love you Diane! Forget about Jack He's not coming back But I'm going to be your man! Yeah this is who I am! I love you Diane! I waited so long Your boyfriend is gone You got me instead Because I cut of he's head! Diane, Diane, Diane! Just say that we can fall in love Oh, Diane, Diane, Diane Let me be your man while you can Diane DIANE! Diane DIANE! Diane Yeah this is who I am! God damn you Diane! Forget about Jack He's not coming back But I'm going to be your man! Yeah this is who I am! I love you Diane! I waited so long Your boyfriend is gone It's me now instead Because I cut of he's head! Yeah this is who I am A k**er Diane Just please let me say Before they take me away That I want to be your man Diane...